October 01, 2005

Nerdy humour

You can be sure I’m bored when I begin putting up quotes here. Here goes:

  • Cannot find reality.sys. Universe halted.
  • Coffee.exe Missing—Insert Cup and Press Any Key
  • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
  • 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
  • C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
  • C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  • Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay…
  • … File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
  • Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
  • Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
  • Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I picked all of these up from a page ages ago, don’t remember from where through. Found them in a text file somewhere among my assorted documents today—gave me quite a laugh.

2 comments:

humbl devil said...

here's something u can use if u're bored...
but i think u might have already known about this movie...

http://www.serenitymovie.com

Ankit said...

I might have already heard about it ;)

I'm a huge *huge* Joss Whedon fan. I think that Buffy & Angel were among the best shows on TV; I've seen Firefly and think that it's even better.

I've been buzzed on Serenity ever since I've heard of it, which must have been nearly an year ago! I check out sites like WHEDONesque daily… I could go on about this for a while.

There's only one gripe: Serenity released in the States on 30th September, but we will surely not get to see it in India before 12th January. Could be even later than that. UIP has bought the Asian rights, the same UIP that bought the rights for Sin City which has not yet reached our screens.

Oh, and if you liked the official site, check out CantStopTheSignal, the videos section here is much better.

OK, long comment here but I got excited finding a fellow Browncoat in India.